Legendary Dumbass Lawrence Taylor Hits Rock Bottom

You know, I can understand the drug addiction. I can forgive the fact that he is one of the dumbest "men" on Earth. But, a 16 year old forced prostitute? Dude...you are a fucking monster

Good News For Robert Newsome

It looks like we are going to get another Die Hard movie. I hope that this one evolves around Arbor Day or maybe Free Comic Day.

Fan gets Tasered

It's no "Don't Taze Me Bro," but this is a good tasering story, a genre that always makes me giggle.

17 year old Phillies fan runs onto the field.

Would we have had the LA riots had police used a taser on Rodney King? It might be ugly to see someone get shocked, but it looks a fuck of a lot better than police beating a man.